31 May
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
31 May
Tired Foxes: a sharp dressed man stopped me on the street. hold my hand,fuck my...
a sharp dressed man stopped me on the street.
hold my hand,
fuck my attention span
as it rolls over the valley of the dip
in my lower back
watch the bones over the tops of my feet
dance like piano keys
as i flex my toes and come
find the pulse points
hidden behind my knees
keep your thumbs on…
29 May
Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party
i’m sorry but can we please just appreciate this?
29 May
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
- ha true, true
